Renee: and who the heck is this lochte dude
Celisse: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Celisse: HOTTIEST HOTTIE WHO EVER HOTTIED
Renee: HAHAH
Renee: i’m looking him up…
Renee: i bet he’s ugly
Celisse: oh you TAKE IT BACK.
Renee: oh i’m stalking now
Renee: nice bod
Renee: face? hmmmm
Celisse: oh i’ll show you the funniest video about him i’ve ever seen
Renee: k
Celisse: [video link from a few posts ago]
Renee: is he serious about the grille?
Celisse: AHAHAAH he actually wears it
Renee: is he SERIOUS ABOUT THE DRAWINGS?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Celisse: fishes jumping through the clouds
Celisse: HAHAHAHA
Celisse: the first time i saw that video I LAUGHED SO HARD FOR MANY MINUTES
Renee: i think God put all of his effort into ryan’s swimming talent.
Celisse: haahahahahah he’ll probably be an astronaut after his swimming career is over
Renee: yeah cuz he’s just so original
Celisse: haahaha and so laid back.
Celisse: i’ll be mrs astronaut.
Renee: except he’s way too dumb to be an astronaut
Celisse: HAHAHAH
Celisse: shush, non-believer!
Renee then proceeded to draw a future family portrait of Hubby Lochte and myself in the FUTUREEEE:
No, he's not fat in the future. He's wearing a SPACE SUIT. Cos he's an ASTRONAUT. And he has sparkly teeth.
So. I was going to use this post to pimp out www.cellspin.net, but NEVERMIND, cos it REFUSES TO WORK ON WORDPRESS, APPARENTLY. Woe.
Anyway, I know I promised you all a hottie post today but I guess there’s a tropical storm or something coming and I was forced to make preparations, even though it’s not really hitting my side of Florida. WHATEVER. Now I’m in need of a nap and I’m depressed that swimming is over. WOE.
I swear there will be a hottie post in this space by tomorrow evening, so watch out for that. To tide you over in the mean time, heres some Lochte, at the Speedo Athletes party at Wish, Beijing:
You’ll be the cutest lil’ astronaut I ever did see, honey.
Oh my god, I absolutely love him.
And I’m Floridian, too, so I was seriously considering becoming a stalker. Daytona Beach is only 15 minutes a way… maybe I can “run into” his dad hahaha.
And I think the drawing are about those Lil’ Wayne lyrics? Something like swimming with the fish in the sky and the pigeons in the ocean.
He had it on his blog (which is really un-updates.)
Ohhhh, sad. Daytona is slightly more than 15 minutes away from me, unfortunately. hahahaah.
I KNOW HE’S TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH LIL WAYNE. Omgggg it’s hilarious. Is his blog the one on.. swim… something? the website that’s like myspace for swimmers? He ends like EVERY post with a lil wayne quote.
So cute. hahaha
I know! And I usually don’t like guys into the whole hiphop thing. But he pulls it off.
I wish he still updated that blog. I don’t think I would leave my house. Ughhhh, this is so unhealthy :[
And now I will have to like... research swim events to get me through the next four years. I even put more Lil' Wayne on my iPod and I don't even know him.
And can I just say I was reading through your other posts, and your blog is fantastic :] (which is why i commented back so fast, so you don’t think I want to like stalk everyone in the world)
yeah, so you definitely think I’m a freak now… but I think all my friends are getting sick of me sending them pictures of Lochte (um, I’m doing them a big favor and brightening their lives with those abs ok?)
but…
“When asked what he would be sure to pack in his China carry-on bag, he said “Fun Dip.”"
HE EATS FUN DIP?! I love him.
omggggg you are pretty much my official blog biffle now. hahahaah.
i have friends who are OBSESSED with lil wayne but I pretty much can’t deal with him. But I can LEARN. All for the lochte.
My friend Kimmy Falcon and I seriously don’t even know what to do for the next four years. We’re gonna try to get to London in person, but we were also supposed to do that for Beijing so yeah uh huh. haha