Hi, world. I’m Celisse Wordpower. wtf, right?
Guys, look. If I knew what to put in a bio about me, I wouldn’t need a stupid BLOG, okay? OKAY? God.
The basics are that I’m 25 and say way too many words for my own good.
I literally cannot go 30 minutes after a manicure before I screw it up.
My music collection is pretty pitiful, which is hilarious since I host a music podcast.
I have a profile on BASICALLY every major innernet site (and even most of the non-major ones) just because I cannot bear to think of anyone else having the username /celisse.
My mom sends me more friend requests on myspace than anyone else does. PATHETIC, I KNOW.
I put Regina George to shame. If I really do get hit by a bus one day, I will LAUGH. And probably die.
I’m “in between jobs” right now, which means I’m disgustingly unemployed which has thrown me into a quarter-life crisis that I’m not exactly sure how to climb out of. Someone, anyone, please hire me to do anything except anything sexual or cleaning toilets.
I seriously love all of you.
Except for those of you I hate.
In fact, I probably have hated you at some point in my life. It’s kind of my thing.
I can sit down and watch literally HOURS of The West Wing and be completely unashamed by it.
I can also sit down and watch How To Deal (yeah, with Mandy Moore and Allison Janey) and enjoy the CRAP out of it and be only slightly ashamed.
I am REALLY REALLY REALLY INTENSELY GOOD at embarrassing myself on the internet.
That’s all I got. I’ll update this either: on my birthday, when I get a job (!!), or before the next ice age.
