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I was supposed to make a hottie post up here, wasn’t I?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged eamon sullivan's torso, hotties, olympics on August 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
What is the true definition of a douchebag? I’m pretty sure you can find out on OKCupid.
Posted in dating, Friends, tagged complete hopelessness, dating, douchebags, girls, guys, hotties, idiots, notties, okcupid, olympic village, olyvil, online dating, relationships, stupids, what not to say to a girl on August 27, 2008 | 14 Comments »
HI, INNERNET. I have a new friend I’d like to introduce you to. His name is RawkDaHawdCore, and you can find his OkCupid profile RIGHT FRIGGEN HERE. He is RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE: He is obviously gorgeous, charming, AND, a poet. His OKCupid journal holds some of the most beautifully moving words I’ve ever read: my birthday [...]
Short posts and KEEPING. THE HAMMER. DOWN.
Posted in sports, tagged aids, condoms, hotties, olymic village, olympics, safe sex on August 25, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Excuse me. I forgot to blog this last night, but Kimmy Falcon informed me that OlyVil (Olympic VIllage, for the slow) handed out about ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CONDOMS specifically for the athletes in Beijing. Roughly about 10 per athlete. HOLY SKEEZ. WE NEEDA GET IN ON THAT, SERIOUS. According to this article at USAToday: “There [...]
Guys, I need to introduce you to my new friend Matthew Mitcham. And Liveblogging the closing ceremony.
Posted in sports, tagged closing ceremony, hotties, olympics on August 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Aside from being completely adorable, he also STOLE the Gold medal away from the Chinese favorite in the Men’s 10m Platform, completely destroying the Chinese Gold sweep of the Diving events. In addition to that, just his reactions every time he saw one of his scores were just so genuine and truly adorable hahhaaha: How [...]
Slow news day, okay? OKAY? Don’t judge me.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged david boudia, hotties, i am so old, misty may, misty may's ass, olympians, olympics on August 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I am terrible at writing blog headlines, honestly. They very rarely have anything to do with the actual post. Know why? It’s cos I’m friggen insane. Yeah. AND the TAN FROM HELL from my birthday has FINALLY worn off and I’m really pretty sad about it. But insane as I may be, I do have [...]
I win the gold in Olympic Slacking.
Posted in sports, tagged australia, eamon sullivan, grant hackett, hotties, libby trickett, olympians, sexy hotties, stephanie rice, swimming on August 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I so know this spot was supposed to hold a FONT OF HOTTIES by now. But jeez. I get all distracted by the 6, 8, and 12-packs. And then I have to eat pizza. And then I have to puke. But I am so so so so so working on it, ok? I haven’t forgotten [...]
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