Is it just me or is Amanda Beard an older clone of every skanky whore you hated in college?

I mean really. If the Olympics was college (and basically, it is), Amanda Beard would be that horrid bitch who wears fake purses and PRETENDS THEY’RE REAL! And drunkenly hooks up with everyone’s boyfriends at EVERY party but totally doesn’t remember it in the morning. And then comes back to the apartment at 4am and [...]

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Michael Phelps vs Michael Jacobson

I saw this posted someplace and I couldn’t help but share with the rest of you Phelps Phans. WAHAHAHAHA. PHANS. hahahamdfgkldfsd ok posting now. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Food Cop Michael Jacobson, here’s an excerpt from his wikipedia: Jacobson is a vegetarian and sits on the national board of the “Great [...]

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Swimming ends tonight. What the hell am I gonna do for the next 4 years?

Dara Torres just got a silver. Is anyone else bored of her? Anyone? She’s from South Florida. It seems there are a lot of Olympians from here, but I guess I missed the memo. SIGH. I just finished watching some hottie from Tunisia grab the gold in the 1500m Freestyle. FIFTEEN-HUNDRED, PEOPLE. THAT IS A [...]

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