I was supposed to make a hottie post up here, wasn’t I?

I AM PRETTY SURE I PROMISED YOU GUYS A HOTTIE POST. CLICK CLICK CLICK. Go check it out. I am ridiculously sleepy. GOODBYE. Okay fine, since I cannot leave you empty handed, look at this before you click:

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Short posts and KEEPING. THE HAMMER. DOWN.

Excuse me. I forgot to blog this last night, but Kimmy Falcon informed me that OlyVil (Olympic VIllage, for the slow) handed out about ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CONDOMS specifically for the athletes in Beijing. Roughly about 10 per athlete. HOLY SKEEZ. WE NEEDA GET IN ON THAT, SERIOUS. According to this article at USAToday: “There [...]

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Guys, I need to introduce you to my new friend Matthew Mitcham. And Liveblogging the closing ceremony.

Aside from being completely adorable, he also STOLE the Gold medal away from the Chinese favorite in the Men’s 10m Platform, completely destroying the Chinese Gold sweep of the Diving events. In addition to that, just his reactions every time he saw one of his scores were just so genuine and truly adorable hahhaaha: How [...]

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Slow news day, okay? OKAY? Don’t judge me.

I am terrible at writing blog headlines, honestly. They very rarely have anything to do with the actual post. Know why? It’s cos I’m friggen insane. Yeah. AND the TAN FROM HELL from my birthday has FINALLY worn off and I’m really pretty sad about it. But insane as I may be, I do have [...]

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It is 2:45am and I have ONE THING TO SAY.

I love Dayron Robles just cos of his COOL. ASS. GLASSES. Por ejemplo: All those motherfuckers with their sporty assed sunglasses need to WATCH OUT cos Dayron Robles is comin through with his GRANDPA GLASSES. So hot. So hot right now.

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Michael Phelps vs Michael Jacobson

I saw this posted someplace and I couldn’t help but share with the rest of you Phelps Phans. WAHAHAHAHA. PHANS. hahahamdfgkldfsd ok posting now. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Food Cop Michael Jacobson, here’s an excerpt from his wikipedia: Jacobson is a vegetarian and sits on the national board of the “Great [...]

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But where are the Hotties?

Renee: and who the heck is this lochte dude Celisse: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG Celisse: HOTTIEST HOTTIE WHO EVER HOTTIED Renee: HAHAH Renee: i’m looking him up… Renee: i bet he’s ugly Celisse: oh you TAKE IT BACK. Renee: oh i’m stalking now Renee: nice bod Renee: face? hmmmm Celisse: oh i’ll [...]

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Swimming ends tonight. What the hell am I gonna do for the next 4 years?

Dara Torres just got a silver. Is anyone else bored of her? Anyone? She’s from South Florida. It seems there are a lot of Olympians from here, but I guess I missed the memo. SIGH. I just finished watching some hottie from Tunisia grab the gold in the 1500m Freestyle. FIFTEEN-HUNDRED, PEOPLE. THAT IS A [...]

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Guys, what the butt?

Excuse me, innernet. Why was I not informed that TRAMPOLINE is an Olympic Sport? How old do you hafta be before you’re too old to compete in TRAMPOLINE? Can I still make it to 2012? Man, I will do ANYTHING to party in Olympic Village (henceforth known as OlyVil, only for the initiated) with Ryan [...]

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In this thread I will ANSWER ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT LIFE, LOVE, AND BLOG STATS.

So, thanks to the Olympics, now that people actually read my blog (a whopping 80 have visited just today. HELLO, EVERYONE.) I’ve been paying close attention to my blog stats which WordPress conveniently supplies, and giggling to myself about the ways that people find my blog. Many of you visitors have been finding my blog [...]

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