And this week, in “totally late to the party” News…

GARY COLEMAN IS STILL A VIRGIN?!
I don’t know why I find this so shocking. I certainly shouldn’t. I mean, Gary Coleman — not so much of a looker, y’know? But either way.. SHOCKED!
So shocked, in fact, that I started to blog about it. That is, until The Google told me that Jezebel actually already covered [...]

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Hold your horses there, Northern Exposure.

That Sarah Palin is one SASSY little MOTHER OF PEARL.
Instead of watching the RNC last night, I spent my time being productive by getting sushi with a friend. I basically win. Two nights of that crap just had to not happen ok? Ok.
I definitely was that girl and said my waiter [...]

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Not quite Liveblogging Sarah Palin’s speech

Cos I accidentally missed about half of it. But I did manage to tune in and I cannot believe this is for real. I honestly don’t even know what to say because it’s kind of making me sick that this woman SOMEHOW MANAGED to make it this far in the game, because John McCain is [...]

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Barack Obama and Ben Brown want you to Own Your Failure (dot coooom!)

My distant pseudo internet father who probably hates me, Ben Brown, was inspired by Obama’s speech the other night about how the Republicans need to OWN THEIR FAILURE as a result of the past eight years, so he wants all of us to own our failures too.
Check out OwnYourFailure.com and let everyone know what failures [...]

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McCain pandering to the Vaginas? WHHHHHAT?

So, I know this news has been out for HOURS already and it’s pretty much on the top of every blog and social networking site  in the country at this point, but FRIENDS AND LOVERS, I HAVE A NEW FRIEND TO INTRODUCE YOU TO. Her name is Sarah Palin, and she’s a BEAUTY QUEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at [...]

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