I mean really. If the Olympics was college (and basically, it is), Amanda Beard would be that horrid bitch who wears fake purses and PRETENDS THEY’RE REAL! And drunkenly hooks up with everyone’s boyfriends at EVERY party but totally doesn’t remember it in the morning. And then comes back to the apartment at 4am and EATS EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE before passing out on the couch, snoring like a freight train?
Now that I think of it, I think I may have lived with Amanda Beard for a short period during Junior year….. TWILIGHT ZONE!
![Amanda Beard doin' what she does best [which apparently is not swimming and is more like bein naked.]](https://onthemic.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/skankybeard.jpg?w=500)
Amanda Beard doin what she does best (which apparently is not swimming and is more like bein naked all the time)
Meanwhile, Amanda also denied she was dating Phelps, saying, “Eww, that’s nasty… I have never, ever hooked up with Michael Phelps,” Beard said via telephone from Beijing on the “Johnjay and Rich Show,” which is broadcast on Kiss FM 104.7 in Phoenix.
“Come on, I have really good taste,” Beard said. “He’s really not my type.”
Asked how the poolside rumors made their way into London’s Daily Telegraph, Beard said she had no clue.
“We don’t even talk to each other,” she said of her relationship with Phelps.
[Full article can be found here.]
OH, OKAY. I GET IT. So in addition to being a skank, and probably only going to Beijing so she could party in OlyVil and attempt to live out her LOST YOUTH, she’s also kind of a HEINOUS BITCH? Holy jeez, what a triage of awesome.
I mean, I’m sure this entry is a little harsh and I don’t know the girl and blahblahblah I’m anticipating the stupid “OMG UR SO JEALOUSE” comments but GOD. Read that passage again and tell me that’s not just a bitchy thing to say in the public eye?
People are always criticizing Michael Phelps and saying that in real life he’s a gigantic douche, but everything I see from him just proves him to be kind of a modest, regular joe. It’s too bad more people in the spotlight don’t follow his example.
She’s an ugly whore along with being a giant bitch with a man face.
Well she may have a good body, but her face is hideous, and she would be lucky if she could get Phelps. That boy could easily hook up with like… one of the Olsen twins by now. Even with his ears.
Oh she’s a total butterface. Sucks to be her.
Amanda Beard is a self-absorbed ass! She’s only dissing Phelps because he’s not interested. Who would want to date a woman who has a face like a man?
she has a man face.
She’s a disgrace to our country to be showing off her body like a piece of meat in such rag mags as Playboy and FHM after her participation in the Olympics. Worse yet, she poses nude for PETA for even MORE “exposure?” Sorry, but what a self-objectifying fame whore! I mean, come on! How would fans of other Olympians like it if their idols pulled similar publicity stunts?
Note to Mandy: PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! You’re nowhere near as beautiful as your vain ever-loving thinks you are.
Oh, and for the whole Michael Phelps thing: I wouldn’t doubt if she WERE jealous of the guy for pulling off the feat he did in Beijing. The kid’s got talent, class, and a solid work ethic–all of which Amanda MAY have had back in the day, had she not given in to self-absorption and whatever insecurities about her own femininity I’m sure she has. If there’s anyone out there who thinks ill of Michael, I just hope said party gives us all some reasonable, tangible evidence instead of just shooting off about him.