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hawtlineCan I just say how much fun this show was? Like, seriously, Bizzy is amazing. I don’t even have anything to say other than that.

OUTTAKES ARE COMING SOON, most likely. Although I said that about one of the other shows and then I never did it because I’m a jerk :C NO BUT SERIOUSLY, outtakes soon! Maybe at the beginning of next week! HAH. No, uhhhh I’m gonna stop typing now.


  • Bizzy is amazing.
  • TWIGBy finally names his dong.
  • Bizzy speaks in a Kirsty-inspired accent and it is seriously the best thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
  • We talk a lot of crap.
  • Goats? And other farm animals? Seriously?
  • Other stuff.


Music featured in this episode:

  • Human League — Don’t You Want Me
  • Franz Ferdinand — Michael
  • Sophie B. Hawkins — DAMN! I Wish I Was Your Lover (AHAAHAHA)
  • A DOOMSTICK-inspired mini-track by the wonderful Jay Def

NEXT EPISODE, we have an exclusive interview with Bon Jovi, we do Sailor Moon RPG, and someone ties a pregnant TWIGBy to a wall!


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So, it’s my birthday. I have nothing planned. IT’S A LONG STORY, OKAY? I think I’m gonna see Star Trek with my mom and my dad is taking us to dinner afterwards. PLEASE, CHEECH, GIVE ME SUSHI. I HAVE NOT HAD SUSHI IN SO LONG.

This is what my life has become. Hanging out with my parents because I basically cut off every friend I ever had out of sheer embarrassment from not having a job for so long. Wonderful.

Anyhow, I got the cutest little birthday box in the mail from my bff -j. on GTI, and I wanna show it off, because he is always so creative and hilarious, and I basically died laughing when I opened it up.


Inside was:

  • a printed SEXY MORMON MENZ CALENDAR card thingie.
  • A DEGRASSI CARD WTF. Notice Marco’s WE ❤ PHRO hoodie, and my face pasted over STUPID ASHLEY. omg.
  • C E L I S S E Birthday candles. Apparently they ran out of L’s and E’s, so -j. got B’s and chopped them apart and melted them back together, LOLOLLLLL.

It’s so sweet. I love my GTI friends when they are not totally making me want to vomit on them out of anger. <3.

Also, my iPhone is so greasy what the hell!

Thank you, -j. 🙂 You’re the best!

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Good morning, internet! I’m back today with the newest edition of The HAWTLINE. This week TWIGBy and I interviewed the lovely Emm from GTI and together we created the most positively massive episode thus far, not to mention the amount of porn we discussed was just.. ridiculous.

Emm is awesome and this show was a lot of fun! Since it was a little longer than usual, I cut the show into two parts to make it easier to listen to. Each part is just around 40 to 45 minutes, so yeah HUGE show — I’m gonna try to keep future shows shorter but apparently I need to learn how to control content a little better! Hopefully cutting this one into segments will help some of you out, though.

ANYWAY, without further ado, this episode of the HAWTLINE, presented by Huggies Diapers, for the incontinent candy corn vampire in YOUR life.

Part One:

Part Two:


Music featured in this week’s episode :

  • Ambulance LTD — Stay Where You Are [myspace]
  • Rihanna — Pon de Replay [myspace]
  • Get Him Eat Him — Mumble Mumble [myspace]

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Hello, friends and lovers.

You might have noticed some changes around here.

Actually, you probably haven’t since I haven’t changed that much. I DID totally add a handy dandy ABOUT THIS SITE page, and I updated my BIOOOO, on the side bar, right over there ——————–>

It’s pretty cool, so that’s awesome. Basically, I was tired of having three separate blogs for all of the ways I choose to humiliate myself over the innernet, so I’m limiting myself to blogging over here, and over on OlyVil, and that’s it. I was originally gonna make this JUST a music blog, but that’s so boring. I’m WAY more exciting than all that.

……ok you totally didn’t believe that either, did you? That’s fine. I’m not offended.

Anyway, so yeah. I officially changed the direction of this blog for the 4829348th and hopefully final time, so BY THE GRACE OF THE BLOGGING GODS I’ll be updating here more often with more content, as well as more podcasts (PS. I’m currently working on the next episode which should be up sometime on FRIDAY so look out for that).

I wanted to change the theme — you know, new look for a new direction — but as much as I love you, WordPress, your themes are kinda not all that awesome and I am too poor to upgrade, so them’s the breaks.

ANYWAY, I just wanted to let you guys know what’s gonna be happening over here from now on, and I’m excited to make more shows aaaaaand, that’s it.


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I have become so so so horrible at maintaining this blog anymore. I just have nothing interesting in my actual life to write about anymore so all of my GOOD content goes to OlyVil, and I kinda like it better that way. ALAS.

Anyway. I have some overdue blogging for today. Gonna start with ELECTION DAY COFFEE BREAK. That was a fun show. And that was a GREAT DAY, so I’m a happy camper. Let’s go:

  1. The Killers — Change your Mind
  2. David Bowie — Changes
  3. MGMT — The Youth
  4. Modest Mouse — The View
  5. Stars — Personal
  6. Air — Surfin’ on a Rocket
  7. Postal Service — Suddenly Everything Has Changed
  8. Interpol — PDA
  9. Manic Street Preachers — Your Love Alone is Not Enough
  10. M.I.A & Jay Z — Boyz Remix
  11. Maximo Park — The Coast is Always Changing
  12. WTF TUESDAY — Boyz II Men — I’ll Make Love to You
  13. Foals — Balloons
  14. The New Pornographers — The Laws Have Changed
  15. Jay Z — Change Clothes

If you wanna listen to it, here it is:

I also announced the results of the GoTeamInternet costume contest that I sorta hosted aaahahah. There were a bunch of really cool entries but these were the ones that stuck out the most:

John’s “Business Casual” entry made me ROFL the most:



3rd Place to Scurvy for his Richie and Margot Tenenbaums costume. IT’S CREEPY, BECAUSE IT’S INCEST:


2nd Place to Seemingly Satanic for her “Other Mom” costume, because I don’t think I will ever be able to handle seeing her in a twin-set and capri pants. Dude, no:

And 1st place in the Creepy category goes to Smart-Tea for her Black Dahlia costume. Because those scars are scary:


And finally, BEST ALL AROUND. This one was super super hard to choose, because it was pretty much down to two REALLY AMAZING costumes. But anyway.

2nd Place goes to Pepper for her friggen awesome Ursula Costume. I LOVE THE LITTLE MERMAID, MAN. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. She even made the eels and had them as part of her costume!

halloween 2008 by pepper!.

Omg. Tentacles. So good.

And the GRAND PRIZE (no prizes, sorries) WINNER OF THE GTI HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST goes to MARIE, who was friggen Bird Flu. BIRD FLU. WHO THINKS OF THAT AS A COSTUME? ONLY MARIE. I love it love it love it love it love it. She had dead birds and syringes and EVERYTHING, MAN:

I love it. I LOVE IT TOO MUCH.

Honorable Mention goes to Giu, for being pretty:



Okay. Now I have to blog today’s show. I’m sleepy and sick and today I had the misfortune of watching someone poop in a public parking garage. It’s been a bad day, man. ANYWAY. Today’s show:

  1. The Walkmen — Thinking of a Dream I Had
  2. Hot Hot Heat — No, Not Now
  3. Walter Meego — Forever
  4. Clear Static — 97 Lies
  5. Broken Social Scene — Swimmers
  6. Datarock — Computer Camp Love
  7. Wolf Parade — Shine a Light
  8. Stellastarr* — My Coco
  9. Snowden — Filler is Wasted
  10. Stefy — Pretty Little Nightmare
  11. Kate Nash — Nicest Thing
  12. WTF TUESDAY — TLC — No Scrubs
  13. Cansei De Ser Sexy — Alala
  14. The Rapture — Out of the Races and Into the Track
  15. Young Galaxy — Come and See.

Listen here:

I’m going to pass out and cry now because I’ve had a headache for like 3485349 days. Or I’m going to watch the west wing, because that is what my life has become. YES!!!!

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As part of a desperate attempt to get more content for my upcoming radio show (which I’ll post about once I actually have the show done… REMIND ME!), I created a ridiculous plan to RickRoll all the creepy men of Craigslist, which didn’t quite pan out as expected, but produced the hilarious result:

I lost some of the quality during exportation so I apologize in advance for that, but I hope you guys enjoy. But I feel I should warn, this episode is REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GROSS AND GRAPHIC, and I guess I should say that if you’re under 18, you probably shouldn’t listen to it. THAT SAID, have fun.

I’m watching that new show TrueBlood on HBO and I’m so confused. Why are vampires so trendy right now? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND! Someone explain it to me.

I’m too sleepy to continue this post. I might just fall asleep mid-sentzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzZzzZ

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So, some of you may remember my rant about Facebook a few months ago. ALL OF THAT STILL HOLDS TRUE. Me and Facebook? Totally not biffles. But despite all that, I decided to take a break from my rigorous schedule of watching Under the Tuscan Sun (which is pretty much my FAVORITE MOVIE EVER DON’T H8) and pizza eating to log into the ole Facebook and take a gander at what my friends* had been up to this weekend. What I was faced with, however, was frightening, and concerning.

I mean, at first it was like a usual stroll down my news feed: Kirsten and Dee became friends. Yay for them. Natalie became a supporter of Obama/Biden. COOL. SUPER GLAD.

Tracy and Stacey have rhyming names. THAT’S GREAT. Morgan and Faustine are two people that I don’t know and have never met at all so I don’t really know why Faustine is on my list at all but whatever. Great for them. Alex became a supporter of Barack Obama, that’s AWESOME! Very proud of him.

BUT THEN! I saw something unexpected, and VERY puzzling:


Oh, I’m just joshin. I don’t care about Travis OR Rachel. However,  I do care about the fact that apparently someone on my friends list is a supporter of…. JOHN MCCAIN?!!? WWWWWHHHHAT?!

I’m.. .. I’m just speechless. I’m staring at my blog screen right now and I don’t even know what to say. Especially after the hilarity that was this weekend in terms of political news, I can’t understand why anyone would support John McCain at all, let alone BROADCAST IT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE ON A SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE!

It’s like that time that you were at a birthday party and you accidentally sat on a cupcake and got frosting all over your butt, but instead of hiding your butt with a sweater like I did… I MEAN LIKE.. SOMEONE DID, you go around screaming through the party: “HEY GUYS LOOKIT I’VE GOT FROSTING ON MY BUTT LOLOLLLL ISN’T THAT FANTASTIC? FROSTING… ON MY BUTT!!!” Who does that? No one cool. No one cool does that, okay?

In real life, John McCain is that frosting. And that butt… is your head! So WHO really wants to advertise the fact that they are a buttheaded McCain supporter? I mean GET REAL.

So now I’m faced with a dilemma. I have options here. I alwaaaaays have options. I could:

  1. Stomp off to Lauren’s profile and say HEY STUPID. DON’T DO THAT.
  2. Delete her off my friends list.
  3. Ignore this ridiculousness and go on about my day.
  4. Write a passive-aggressive status message.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!!? Well, I haven’t decided just yet. But until I decide, I’m gonna sit here and watch friggen RICK SANCHEZ!?!?!??! covering Hurricane Gustav on CNN. GO RICKY, GO.

* – friends in this instance means: people I have not spoken to in upwards of five years, yet on whom I still need to keep tabs, for some ridiculous and inexplicable reason.

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