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I saw this posted someplace and I couldn’t help but share with the rest of you Phelps Phans. WAHAHAHAHA. PHANS. hahahamdfgkldfsd ok posting now.

For those of you who aren’t familiar with Food Cop Michael Jacobson, here’s an excerpt from his wikipedia:

Jacobson is a vegetarian and sits on the national board of the “Great American Meatout.” He has said that “CSPI is proud of finding something wrong with practically everything.” Jacobson and his organization have criticized a wide variety of foods and beverages as unhealthful. He and CSPI frequently use colorful terms to emphasize their oppositionn to certain foods. What has been called the “food cop glossary” includes Fettuccine alfredo- “heart attack on a plate,” salt – “the forgotten killer,” sugary soft drinks – “liquid candy,” movie theater popcorn -“Godzilla of snacks,” fondue – “fondon’t,” ice cream – “coronaries in cones,” double cheeseburger – “a coronary bypass special,” appetizers – “the most treacherous territory on a restaurant menu,” Starbucks’ Venti Caffe Mocha with whipped cream – “a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in a cup,” Ruby Tuesday’s Fresh Chicken & Broccoli Pasta – “angioplasta,” Chipotle Chicken Burrito – “tortilla terror,” and Cheesecake Factory’s Chris’ Outrageous Chocolate Cake – “factory reject.” (Kathryn Masterson, “Food Cop: Love Him or Hate Him, Chicago Trib, 14 Oct 07)

Yeah. Sounds like a real barrel of monkeys, that one. GUYS, LETS ALL ADOPT MILKY’S DIET AND TELL THAT GUY TO SHOVE IT.

….you know, if we can actually get up and through the front door considering not all of us are as… athletic as Sir Phelps up there. Jeez.

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