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hawtlineCan I just say how much fun this show was? Like, seriously, Bizzy is amazing. I don’t even have anything to say other than that.

OUTTAKES ARE COMING SOON, most likely. Although I said that about one of the other shows and then I never did it because I’m a jerk :C NO BUT SERIOUSLY, outtakes soon! Maybe at the beginning of next week! HAH. No, uhhhh I’m gonna stop typing now.

IN THIS EPISODE:

  • Bizzy is amazing.
  • TWIGBy finally names his dong.
  • Bizzy speaks in a Kirsty-inspired accent and it is seriously the best thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
  • We talk a lot of crap.
  • Goats? And other farm animals? Seriously?
  • Other stuff.

ENJOY!:

Music featured in this episode:

  • Human League — Don’t You Want Me
  • Franz Ferdinand — Michael
  • Sophie B. Hawkins — DAMN! I Wish I Was Your Lover (AHAAHAHA)
  • A DOOMSTICK-inspired mini-track by the wonderful Jay Def

NEXT EPISODE, we have an exclusive interview with Bon Jovi, we do Sailor Moon RPG, and someone ties a pregnant TWIGBy to a wall!

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Good morning, internet! I’m back today with the newest edition of The HAWTLINE. This week TWIGBy and I interviewed the lovely Emm from GTI and together we created the most positively massive episode thus far, not to mention the amount of porn we discussed was just.. ridiculous.

Emm is awesome and this show was a lot of fun! Since it was a little longer than usual, I cut the show into two parts to make it easier to listen to. Each part is just around 40 to 45 minutes, so yeah HUGE show — I’m gonna try to keep future shows shorter but apparently I need to learn how to control content a little better! Hopefully cutting this one into segments will help some of you out, though.

ANYWAY, without further ado, this episode of the HAWTLINE, presented by Huggies Diapers, for the incontinent candy corn vampire in YOUR life.

Part One:

Part Two:

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Music featured in this week’s episode :

  • Ambulance LTD — Stay Where You Are [myspace]
  • Rihanna — Pon de Replay [myspace]
  • Get Him Eat Him — Mumble Mumble [myspace]

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Okay, fine, not so mysterious considering everyone knows about it. But anyway here’s the new episode of The Hawtline with TWIGBy and me and our awesome guest, and I hope you enjoy! Thanks to everyone who contributed questions this week.

And I’m sorry that we talk a lot about boners, okay? I apologize.

LISTEN:

Music featured in this episode includes:
  • N.A.S.A. by Futurecop
  • Train in Vain by The Clash
  • People Got a Lotta Nerve by Neko Case

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Ok hi guys. I hadn’t done a show in a while so I have this TWIGBy EXCLUSIVE. I know normally I throw The Hawtline in a regular episode of On The Mic, but this particular episode was too massive and too hilarious so it had to be set apart on it’s own. So really, there’s no tracklist or anything, it’s just the Hawtline.

ENJOY!:

I had fun with that show. You can find TWIGBy on OkCupid (UGH) under the username the_wayigetby, or over on his blog, at continuousfire.wordpress.com.

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Okay, I’m sorry, I said I was going to post this on Friday but I’M JUST FULL OF EXCUSES, okay? But the show is finished and ready and done on Valentine’s Day so I’m not considering it a total failure on my part.

I apologize in advance for how LAMEASS my mic breaks got towards the end. I am really, really, really sleepy. :C

Anyway, I think the playlist is pretty decent and I tried to include as many requests as I could in this show, but unfortunately I couldn’t get to everyone. I DID MY BEST. Don’t h8. Here’s the playlist for today’s show:

  1. Smashing Pumpkins — Cupid De Locke
  2. Bow Wow Wow — Fools Rush In
  3. Delerium — Magic
  4. Dandy Warhols — Wonderful You
  5. Flight of the Conchords — The Most Beautiful Girl (In the Room) [Request for Make Art]
  6. Britney Spears — Phonography
  7. Lovage — Book of the Month [Request for Bustie]
  8. Berlin — Sex (I’m a) [Request for Jay Def]
  9. Giant Drag — Wicked Game [Request for Pepper]
  10. Bjork — Big Time Sensuality [Request for FlyingFishStick]
  11. She Wants Revenge — Tear You Apart [Request for G/X]
  12. Massive Attack — Protection
  13. THE HAWTLINE, with guest host, ILikedGinger!
  14. Ginuine –In Those Jeans [Request for Artschooled]
  15. LL Cool J — Doin’ It
  16. Ginuine — Pony [Request for Tiff]
  17. Boyz II Men — I’ll Make Love to You
  18. Stars — My Favorite Book
  19. Lamb — Gabriel
  20. Lights — Drive My Soul
  21. Mazzy Star — Fade Into You [Request for Beej]
  22. Leonard Cohen — I’m Your Man [Request for Carlo]
  23. Counting Crows — Colorblind
  24. Passenger — Umbrella (Rihanna Cover)
  25. Archie Bronson Outfit — Harp for my Sweetheart

Listen to the show here:

OKAY GUYS HAPPY VALENTINES DAY. <3333333

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